5 edition of Why Not? Another Simple Family Joke Book found in the catalog.
Why Not? Another Simple Family Joke Book
June 22, 1992 by Ballantine Books .
Written in English
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|Format||Mass Market Paperback|
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Children's Joke Book. This book was created entirely by young people from Kilbarrack Youth Project. The pictures exhibit some of the excellent artwork created in the Youth Project. Some include paintings and drawings and others include small models and sculptures.
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When they got into the car, the mother said, “Darling, I wish you wouldn’t do that because the boys can see your panties.” “Okay, mommy,” the little girl replied.